Tuesday 7 July 2009

AMPM?



An experimental record of the most and least interesting things experienced in the am and pm of every day.

july 7 2009

AM


The least: Between 11:42am and 11:44am an old lady was browsing the refrigerated shelves at the local Family Mart for a cheap and convenient lunch. I didn't lurk long enough to find out what she settled on.

The most: At approximately 10:25am I opened my balcony door to find that it was raining despite the weather report assuring me that it was 'partly sunny'.

PM
The least: At 3.11 my train to Sakaihigashi arrived on time. It always arrives on time.

The most: At 9.48 I shared a train carriage with two Japanese bogans. Evidence of their bogan-ness includes drinking cheap beer from oversized cans and making a mess. Shockingly they even ate a snack of Everyburgers in public.

1 comment:

  1. My own addition: most boring would have to be seeing a photograph of the world's shortest man looking up the skirt of the world's 'leggiest' woman. I mean, it's a pretty obvious photo stunt.

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