Monday 13 July 2009

Hot Heat Heating Heater Hottest


AM

Least: By 9:39am I found myself groaning audibly about the kerfuffle surrounding the JJJ Hottest 100 ever. The results highlighted two things. #1: People are pretty boring. #2 JJJ is a real sausage party. On the bright side -The Courier Mail of Brisbane has the most entertaining readers' comments ever!

Most: By 11:05am the heat outside was becoming blistering. Walking around the park I noticed that even the pigeons looked ready to die. The fittest old man in the world had stopped doing his situps.


PM
Least: Between 5:30pm and 6:10pm I had absolutely nothing to do. I looked at a wall in the lobby covered in notices. Even if I could've made out the words from where I was sitting I still wouldn't have found any satisfaction - it was all in Japanese. I really need to get on with learning some.

Most: I arrived home at approximately 10:05pm to a delicious Hot and Sour Mushroom Soup cooked by Rosie herself! To add to my interest, she had brought home a swag of expensive biscuits given to her by the wealthy parents of her students.

2 comments:

  1. Gee, I hope Cowpat is joking - the wars and murders he lists were fairly prolific!

    I hereby vote the 60s the greatest decade ever. There were hardly any murders (apart from Manson family, Zodiac, Mississippi 3, Moors Murderers etc), no wars (apart from Vietnam, various in Gulf region, cold war etc) & the music was best as long as it was recorded between 1 January 1960 & 31 December 1969. Actually, forget it, I'm rating the 20th century as the greatest century of all time ... I DJ at parties and people are always asking for music from the 20th century, except for those ones asking for music from the 21st century.

    Posted by: Cowpat of Brisbane

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